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# Debian decides 2025 is not the Year of the Linux Desktop

By IroncladDev

Published 1/31/2025

Tags: [#news] [#tech]

Debian decides 2025 is not the Year of the Linux Desktop

A recent announcement posted from the official Debian Project states that they will no longer post on X.

Conspiracy theorists suspect that Debian is migrating away from X dot com the everything app due to extensive reddit usage [source].

Others are considering the fact that maybe the obese maintainers of debian with neckbeards became sad when someone said that the C Programming Language was Mid.

In conclusion, maybe Debian's marketing team consists primarily of europeans that have taken a disliking to all the e/acc people because instinctively europeans don't like to accelerate, but the full reason behind abandoning an account with almost 300,000 followers remains stupid.

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