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On his first day of employment, Scott Wu's son Devin Wu was hired as a junior developer at TheStartup™.
During his first pair programming session, Devin attempted to push directly to the master branch under influence of his employer. Thanks to branch protection rules, Devin was unable to push directly to the master branch and instead gave up after eleven minutes.
Shortly after, Devin accidentally leaked sensitive credentials during Daily Standup. Devin's manager immediately deleted all recordings of the meeting and tattle-taled straight to Devin's father.
Scott Wu, Devin's legal guardian, was furious with Devin's rash actions and gave Devin a good paddlin' as well as legally terminating his employment with TheStartup™.
After setting off a PagerDuty alert and waking up a lot of sleeping underpaid Indian 10X developers, Scott was able to teach Devin a good lesson. ThePrimeagen, CEO of TheStartup™, forgave Devin and allowed him to continue working for him.