# Melkey Switches Deodarant to WD-40 to Ward Off Unhinged Rust Programmers

Following Microsoft's announcement that they rewrote the Typescript compiler in Go, Melkey, a real simp for Golang, said that the rewrite was a "Big Go win".

Since Rust was not mentioned, his replies filled with unhappy Rust programmers, most of who had anime pfps and had yet to ship a project written in Rust.

After a few days of trying to kindly shill Go to them, Melkey decided that it wasn't worth his time and then proceeded to use the scent of WD-40 to ward off the Rust programmers.