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# Sad: Primeagen Acquired by Microsoft, Switches to VSC*de

By IroncladDev

Published 12/12/2024

Tags: [#news] [#tech]

Sad: Primeagen Acquired by Microsoft, Switches to VSC*de

After being caught in 4k using a Microsoft-owned super-bloated version of Neovim that renders a GUI lacking in border-radius (VSC*de), many are suspecting that ThePrimeagen has been acquired by Microsoft.

Experts confirm that ThePrimeagen has probably been paid an unholy amount of money by Microsoft to QA Test and Market Devin.

Fans are unsure if his employment under Bill Gates, if any, will continue or if Microsoft will go with another candidate.

"I don't understand", claims an anonymous source, "why Microsoft would offer a job to such a big skill issue when they can just hire Devin instead."