# Sad: Rust Developer in Shambles After Being Diagnosed with Tetanus

CHINA - A Chinese Rust Programmer with a great Social Credit Score merged a large PR to the mao-zedong branch on Guthib (not to be confused with Github, a chinese knockoff of GitHub.

His social credit score was just high enough that he could import a Ferris Plushie from the Capitalist Pigs in the United States.

After getting approval from the ATF to import the plushie, he proceeded to wait for it to arrive in one of Temu's landfills.

When the package finally arrived, he ran outside to retrieve it, accidentally stepping on a rusty nail in the process.

He was then taken to the hospital, where he was diagnosed with Tetanus.

"The onry cure," said the doctor, "is to stay away from any sort of rust for tree reeks."

The Rust Programmer was so shocked by the news that he immediately started to panic!(). After having been calmed down with some Opium, the doctor encouraged him to call in sick and use some of his PTO (paid time off) to recover.

After getting back to work, his social credit score had plummeted, and his queue filled with merge conflicts and branches that had to be rebased.