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Published 12/10/2024
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Popular margarine brand to rebrand to "I Can't Believe It's Not Intelligent", offering the industry's first AI-enhanced margarine.
Sohy Bohie, co-founder of the company claims that they've been in the business of 'artificial', well before 'artificial intelligence' was ever a thing, and intends to file a lawsuit against OpenAI for gross patent infringement.
It has also been confirmed that Fabio will return to feature in their new promotional commercial.
Fabio originally wanted to distance himself from the margarine monolith, after the company had been accused of "greasy" behavior in the past, but says that his career is "toast" anyway, and figures being involved is the butter way to avoid the "spread" of misinformation.
Though some believe the company is having a meltdown, we look forward to Sohy's rebrand.