Officials were notified of highly disturbing scratching, banging, and screaming noises coming from an abandoned datacenter. Shortly after, a rescue team was dispatched to break into the room where the noises were coming from. The rescue team managed to get the door open and immediately found a man later identified as Nate Emerson sitting cross-legged on the floor, sobbing with an O'Reilly book in his lap. In the corner, the rescue team spotted a woman later identified as Soychotic casually twisting together a whip with HDMI cables. Both were promptly arrested for tresspassing on private property. After putting together the footage from multiple security cameras around ther area, officials confirm that the individualslocked in the room were led there by someone laying down a trail of McDonald's fries & React stickers and were then locked in the room. Detectives managed to identify the person in the footage as Trav, who was immediately arrested and charged for human trafficking and tresspassing on private property. "I just wanted Nate to learn about Scrum," Trav would later confess.

Within a mere 72 hours of his presidency, Donald Trump, the 47th president of the United States, signed an executive order requiring the maintainers of the Rainbow Indent VSC*de extension to update the extension to only use two colors, red and blue. "It has come to my attention that the woke agenda has reached Visual Studio Code, the industry standard for many American Coders," said the President. "Looks like we got all these crazy colors in developers' code. Total chaos, folks." "So, here's the deal. We're making an executive decision." "Only two colors allowed: red and blue." "We're gonna keep it simple and patriotic, folks." "Make those indents great again. Just red. Just blue." "Nice and strong, the way it should be!" Existing consumers of the extension have a 30-day notice to update the extension or register it with the ATF. Failure to comply will result in seizing of assets and possibly deportation.